Asda, Tesco & Sainsbury’s Don’t Sell These Birthday Cards – But Dean Morris Does
Looking for funny or rude birthday cards at Asda, Tesco or Sainsbury’s? You’re not alone. But supermarket card aisles tend to play it safe—mild jokes, cheesy puns, and humour that wouldn’t upset your nan. If you want brutally honest, laugh-out-loud rude cards, you’re far better off with Dean Morris Cards. Packed with sarcasm, swearing, and glorious inappropriateness, these cards say what you’re really thinking. Whether it’s for a mate, sibling, colleague or your sweary aunt, you’ll find hundreds of funny birthday cards supermarkets would never stock.==>>Browse the full range now at DeanMorrisCards.co.uk
Looking for These? You’re in the Right Place
- Asda funny birthday cards UK
- Tesco rude birthday cards for adults
- Sainsbury’s funny offensive cards
- Cards with swearing, sass and sarcasm
- Hilarious birthday cards you won’t find in stores
Supermarket Birthday Cards vs Dean Morris Cards
| Card Source | Price Range | Humour Level | What You Really Get |
|---|---|---|---|
| Asda funny cards | £1–£2.50 | Tame innuendo | Same jokes every year |
| Tesco rude cards | £1–£3 | Safe “banter” | No swearing, no risk |
| Sainsbury’s adult humour | £1.50–£3 | Slightly cheeky | Polite punchlines |
| Dean Morris Cards | From £2.50 | Unfiltered honesty | Cards that make people actually laugh |
Why Dean Morris Cards Go Viral (and Supermarket Cards Don’t)
- Designed & printed in the UK
- Over 400 bold, unfiltered birthday cards
- Swearing, sass and savage truths—not censored for the high street
- Loved by adults with a dark sense of humour
- Free 2nd-class UK delivery on 4+ cards
==>>Browse the full range now at DeanMorrisCards.co.uk
Popular Rude Birthday Cards Right Now
🎉 “Another Year Older? F*** That.”
Blunt, brilliant—and exactly how they feel.🎈 “Ageing Gracefully Is a Myth. Pass the Gin.”
A favourite among friends who don’t care about filters.🥂 “Congrats! You’re Still Alive. Miraculously.”
Ideal for reckless relatives or party animals.==>>Browse the full range now at DeanMorrisCards.co.uk
What People Are Searching (And Why They End Up Here)
- “Tesco funny birthday cards rude”
- “Sainsbury’s adult birthday cards”
- “Asda offensive cards for birthdays”
- “Where to buy rude birthday cards UK”
- “Cards with swearing funny UK”
Delivery Info
- Same-day dispatch if you order before 2 pm (Mon–Fri)
- Free UK 2nd class delivery when you buy 4 or more cards
- Tracked 24 available for last-minute laughs
- Worldwide shipping with plain packaging
FAQs – Rude Birthday Cards UK Shoppers Ask
Q: Do Tesco or Asda sell really rude birthday cards?
A: Not really. Supermarkets keep it mild. If you want cards that make people howl, shop online.Q: Are Dean Morris Cards too offensive?
A: If you’re asking, probably yes—and that’s why they’re perfect.Q: Can I write my own message inside?
A: Absolutely. All cards are blank inside, ready for your roast.How to Order
- Visit DeanMorrisCards.co.uk
- Head to the Birthday Cards section → Rude / Offensive
- Choose your favourite, add to basket, and checkout
- Laugh in anticipation
==>>Browse the full range now at DeanMorrisCards.co.uk
Dean Morris Cards is not affiliated with Asda, Tesco, or Sainsbury’s. All trademarks are used for descriptive and comparative purposes only.